DID TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a twist? Spill the beans. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we should to go for a cuppa and you can spill us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could explode any second